WORSHIP ME WHILE STAYING FOREVER IN THE FRIEND-ZONE
ABOUT YOUR ERSATZ GIRLFRIEND
I'm Mindy, the Ersatz girlfriend for subcels. What's a subcel? That's My lil made up word for insular males who feel unattractive, yet subservient to women. You know....the lonely, lil dick, submissive jackoff boys who can't attract the attention of the opposite sex no matter how hard you try.
Now you must be wondering what an 'ersatz' girlfriend is. It means disingenuous. I'll be your girlfriend, but you sure the hell aren't My boyfriend. I'll pretend to enjoy your company and let you tell people I'm your real girlfriend, but we both know you're just My "simp". Your sole purpose in life is to worship Me, jack off to Me, and spoil Me by way of chatting, messaging, and sexting. You won't be able to stop yourself from falling in love with Me while I keep you forever in the "friend-zone".
A little about Me: I'm a Texas chick but root for the Kansas City Chiefs. I love animals. Some of My vanilla interests: Watching real crime & horror movies, basketball (Go Spurs Go) & gymnastics. I'm into gardening and writing erotica.
Want to know more about the naughty side of Mindy, Your Ersatz Girlfriend? You'll have to contact Me through one of My sexting or phone sex listings.
PRIVATE ADULT CHAT LINE
Ready to Call?
You can place a call with Me through My private line via ConnectWithMe.
$2.00/minute with no minimum
Dial Toll-Free 844-812-8876
~I've enlisted My minions to record My availability greetings for Me~
I'm usually available during daytime hours. The best time to reach Me is from Noon to 7 pm (CST) M-F. Weekends are unpredictable!
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LONELY HEARTS JACKOFF CLUB
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Personalized spoiling
Send gifts to Your Ersatz Girlfriend to show your appreciation and keep Me interested in associating with you. I love surprises. I never have to demand because you'll always feel the need to tribute...or at least your cock will. We will discuss ways you can personalize your spoiling experience when you contact Me. I am open to suggestions on the best way to accept My gifts while I play with your emotions and stomp on your heart.
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